- radio host: hey Iggy, can you do a freestyle for us?
- *5 hours later*
- Iggy: ...
- Iggy: ...
- Iggy: Okay, here we go!
- [A long time ago in a land far away, lived the pineapple princess, Tiki. She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way, but so sad she hardly speaky. Still, If you listen well, you'll hear her secret wish.]
- Iggy: Aloha, everybody, my name is Tiki!
- Iggy: I long to free a truly remarkable fish, my sweet prince, humuhumunukunukuapua'a, makihiki malahini-hoo. Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, ooh. Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu!
yes, i will use this tumblr account to fight bullshit SJW points because tumblr is taking everything out of proportion and making all social fights become a JOKE. if you’re not okay with this, unfollow me, I really don’t care. I won’t answer messages ~~~~~dragging me~~~~~, so you don’t even try. just unfollow and be done with it.
vlada-sasha-natasha
